I swear it is for a mattress.

Earlier today I left a message for a friend telling them "I got the plastic tarp, duct tape and rope."

It wasn't until they pointed it out later that I realized how hilarious the message was and that if the FBI is listening to my calls they probably think I have a body to dispose of.

I need to move mattress from one apartment to another and if you live in Chicago you may have noticed the gallons and gallons of water that came down in buckets for two days. Not the best weather for mattress moving.