Is Carrot a top or bottom?

I’m usually pretty good about guessing who is gay and who isn’t but I swear to god I don’t know about this one.

Complete annoying ass-hole personality aside, I don’t get Carrot Top. Is he gay?

He used to be all geeky skinny and now he really scares the crap out of me (and many many others). And have you noticed his eyebrows are crazy over plucked and he’s wearing a lot of eyeliner and then there is the whole insane (steroid?) bodybuilding thing. On the other hand I give gay men far more credit than Carrot Top and I can’t imagine man (or woman) who would be attacked to this mess.

Oh yeah, and he is not funny, which I think you all knew but I just wanted to be clear.