I love a good horoscope

Today's

You've got a million thoughts circling through your head like a demented pack of hamsters on wheels. Take a deep breath (or ten or fifteen) and try to focus on tidying up any neglected areas in your life

What the hell is this? Comparing my brain to a pack of hamsters? Actually I don't know if that really is an insult as I first thought. Hamsters are cute and even cuter in wheels, so why wouldn't a pack of them be even better? And I choose to ignore the "demented" part.