ButterNugget

Despite my constant claims that I never have enough time to do anything, I seem to find plenty of time to waste on-line. This is my proof of time wasted.

Friday, December 07, 2007

What the F?


I kind of like Keira and her crazy jaw underbite-thingie and actually kind of believe she is one of the lucky who are "naturally thin" (to a degree anyway).

But what the hell is up with this dress? I could be okay with the mostly sheer top since she is very slim and pretty flat. A larger endowed woman always looks trashy in something this sheer with strategically placed sequins or flowers.

However, this strategically placed decoration is just ugly and not laid out well at all. It looks sloppy and kind of like something a high school student who thinks they will be a big time designer would make for their "debut" only to be cut down by a college professor type who points out the trite nature of their design and sloppy execution. Said student would then go to community college or one of those schools that advertise on tv for "fashion merchandising" degrees.

It is hard to see in this photo but the top really does have a sheer tank top with the squirrelly fabric on top.

3 Comments:

At 2:13 PM, December 07, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, those angelic touches with peekaboos for young, flat-chested chicks have a certain Maxfield Parrish quality. Done well, it toys with our contemporary standards of innocence & even pedophilia. Done poorly, like this, you end up wondering why she left the shawl at home.

The best advice might be: "Don't even go there."

 
At 2:40 PM, December 07, 2007, Blogger Butternugget said...

You are right, it is very Parrish. It might look better (or more appropriate) to me if she were standing in some Greek ruins, then I could assume she had been through some terrible war and barely survived with her dress mostly in tact.

 
At 8:18 AM, December 10, 2007, Blogger Fujisan said...

So Keira is turning into Lara Flynn Boyle look-alike wearing Bjork inspired dresses?

 

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