Tina Fey

Love you, not your dress, and the hair? Nah. You look lopsided, the bangs and bun both off to your left, not good. You can look much better.

But you are funny, as is Steve Martin. I'm going to have a lot of photos to find later. Suffice to say she looks like a mermaid dressed her tonight.

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
Winner: Milk (2008/I) - Dustin Lance Black

Thanks Oscar camera guys, showing Gus Van Sant and Sean Penn crying, that will make it a little more heartfelt, or staged, one of the two.