Are you ready?

The Oscars are tonight, I've got food cooking so I wont be preoccupied during the show and I'm getting psyched up for fashion disasters and stupid speeches.

I'm looking forward to Hugh Jackman hosting. I don't care if he's funny, and I hope he doesn't try to push it too much. But, I do hope he does two things. I hope he makes fun, at least a little, of that ridiculous mess he was in, Australia and do as he has been joking about this week and get drunk and naked on the show.

Until then I will wait for my ribs to cook and watch NASCAR.