Charming

Many friends have today off; it makes for a nice four-day weekend for them. I however, and most of my department do not get today off. I shouldn’t complain, I have a lot of vacation over all and this one day isn’t that big of a deal. However, with rain coming down in sheets all morning I could only wish I was home in bed.

I’ve had a pretty busy morning but it now seems to be winding down. People are leaving and it seems more and more like we shouldn’t be here.

I am just now taking my lunch at 3.00 pm. I usually eat at my desk and check out the web. I ran through all my usual pages pretty quickly and I’ve ended up at the horoscopes.

My horoscope for today...

Coming on strong could seem unnecessarily aggressive -- unless you're the one who's making the move. When you do it, it's charming. You've got the winning hand, so go ahead and lay those cards on the table.

So I’ve decided that I should go outside my office stand on the first desk I see and yell “fuck it! We are all going home now! There is no reason to be here”

Based on my horoscope they will look up at me with stars in their eyes and say “Oh my! You are so right, and you said that with such flair! How could we even think of saying no to one so charming? See you tomorrow”.