I know this is crazy...but...

This Saturday I got an email from a Morrissey fan club thing I subscribe to. It is usually new tour dates before they are released, presale passwords etc.

Sadly I already know I will miss BOTH Chicago area shows this fall as I will be out of town and have tickets for another show on one of the nights.

I opened the email anyway and I see the following.

Morrissey Los Angeles 10-show-series dates and onsale details are as follows. This is a special, limited-time "season ticket" package of 10 concerts for the price of nine.

October 1 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 2 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 4 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 5 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 6 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 8 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 9 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 11 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 12 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium
October 13 LOS ANGELES, CA : Palladium

And this is how my mind worked in the next three minutes.

-Oh my god, that would be awesome, ten nights in a row!
-Oh, wait, it is more like two days on, a day off etc...but he needs his rest so that is okay.
-I wonder how much they are?
-If this was in Chicago I would totally do this.
-I'm sure I can't afford it.
-And I really can't afford to go to LA for ten days.
-Wow, that isn't a bad price at all (after looking it up on Ticketmaster and finding it was just shy of $400).

So, the good thing is this isn't in Chicago and I don't have to try to find $400 to see Morrissey ten times in thirteen days.

Oh but it would be grand.