Misc. Jacksons

At first I was excited about this bit of news because it involves my most favorite crazy-ass name for a celebrity child. But then the story packed a second punch. Read on for the details.

Jermaine Jackson, arguably the ugliest of the Jackson brood (baring Michael and Latoya of course since they no longer are "original" in any way), and definitely the shiniest and/or greasiest is having some legal problems.

He is being sued by is his estranged wife, Alejandra Jackson. They divorced in 2004 (and depending on where you look they were married since about 1996). They have two sons together, Jaffar and my favorite of all crazy kid names...wait for it...Jermajesty!

Yes, that is right, it is a hybrid of Jermaine and majesty AND when you say it out loud it sounds like your are drunk and trying to say "your majesty". Brilliant.

Alejandra hasn't been getting any money from Jermaine and is flat broke. Jermaine is claiming he is also broke and living on his current girlfriend's money. Alejandra thinks it is very curious that Jermaine's current girlfriend seems to have many accounts (some in Switzerland) and cars in just her name. Alejandra of course believes it is all a way to hide Jermaine's money away from her. Frankly, it wouldn't be the first time someone has tried to hide wealth in another country and/or under another persons name.

Jermaine, who has been living in Dubai for several years, had a good year with his appearance on the UK Big Brother and still gets royalties from various projects should probably have a little something for his two kids, but you never know how someone can waste money.

Now it starts to get creepy. Much like Michael there is some suggestion of inappropriate sleeping arrangements. His wife states "I seek full custody of our children, with reasonable visitation to Jermaine because I have concerns regarding Jermaine's sleeping accommodations for our children while they are in his care." She goes on "I believe it is unhealthy for our children to sleep in the same bedroom with Jermaine and his girlfriend...."

But wait! There is more!

Before Alejandra was married to Jermaine she was married to his BROTHER Randy who she has THREE kids with.

Anyway, Jermaine, pay for your damn kids ya dead-beat!